Speaking of things totally unjustified, spiteful, jealous, mean and probably untrue in its principal premise, have you seen this story about Bishop Donal McKeown's latest attack on Catholic grammar schools.

He is "shocked and disappointed" at the "blinkered and defensive" tone they have adopted.

He's also referred to their document as a "martyr text".

One can only hope, in the interest of multiculturalism, it's the Islamic sort of martyr.