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OTTET

Posted by Christopher Mc on Sunday, May 23, 2010, In : Family 
My son Patrick made his First Holy Communion this weekend.

Despite the fact that the normative method of receiving Holy Communion in the Catholic Church is on the tongue, he was the only boy in his school to do so. 

This wasn't because the children or their parents made this decision, as is their right where the local bishop has granted permission.

It was because the school, the teacher, the chaplain dictated that this was to be the case.  None of the children was taught how to received communi...
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Bits and pieces

Posted by Christopher Mc on Thursday, May 6, 2010, In : Family 


I have been too busy attempting to defend the Holy Father in other fora to post anything recently.  Ideas appear and I say to myself I must post on that before I forget and then I don't have time.  Perhaps a little potted post of previously missed posts that never were:

- My four year old Mary, who came home from school and announced rather indignantly that her teacher didn't even know that a potato waffle was a vegetable.  Oh dear - teacher will think she comes from a bad home.

- Patrick, maki...
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Just what you want on a holiday weekend

Posted by Christopher Mc on Friday, April 2, 2010, In : Family 


Terese Benedicta Maria, my three year old, was playing in the garden.

She thought it would be a good idea to throw stones at the conservatory windows.

It wasn't.
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St Valentine's Day

Posted by Christopher Mc on Thursday, February 18, 2010, In : Family 


Meant to post on Valentine's Day before but was too busy trying to force feed myself chocolate before the onset of Lent.  I feel like one of those French geese with the swollen livers.

Where was I?  On Sunday morning the boys "treated" us to breakfast in bed at half eight for Valentines day.  Sugar Puffs for me and mini shredded wheat for my wife.  Could have seen them far enough really but had to pretend, even though I'd had a bowl of sugar puffs at about 2am already - the sugar puffs were a ...
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Bliss

Posted by Christopher Mc on Saturday, January 23, 2010, In : Family 

Last week I had a tooth extracted - a joy and delight in itself.  I asked the dentist before hand - "is this a case of brute force?"  "Oh no" says he, "just firm, consistent pressure".  Actually it wasn't too bad and I was able to look down my nose (without feeling my nose, eyes, or lips) at the wimps who need sedation.

But the week after I developed a pleasurable little thing called a "dry socket" - when your blood doesn't clot and and you have direct access to jaw bone.  The cure, today, is ...
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10 today

Posted by Christopher Mc on Sunday, December 6, 2009, In : Family 


Hopefully you have all been wondering where I've been for the last while.  Perhaps you had images of me helping out the flood victims of Cork, or Clonmel or Galway.  Well in a sense I have been dealing with floods.  Basically I've been snowed under with events and work and activities and blogging is one of those things that when you get out of the habit for a few days it can be hard to get back into.  Like dieting or praying or painting the damn stairs.

Today was Michael's tenth birthday.  Mic...


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Steps

Posted by Christopher Mc on Friday, September 4, 2009, In : Family 


First day of school for my lot.  Took that with my cell phone - quality's not too bad.  From left to right - Teresa Benedicta Maria, Mary Teresa, Patrick Joseph (homage to Bishop Walsh) and Michael Joseph.
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She's going to school, Wee Mary

Posted by Christopher Mc on Monday, August 31, 2009, In : Family 

Back to school tomorrow for the boys.  And first day in Junior Infants at Scoil Mhuire Fatima for Mary Teresa.  Sigh:

WEE HUGHIE
Elizabeth Shane

He's gone to school, wee Hughie,
An' him not four,
Sure I saw the fright was in him
When he left the door.
But he took a hand o' Denny,
An' a hand o' Dan,
Wi' Joe's owld coat upon him—
Och, the poor wee man!

He cut the quarest figure,
More stout nor thin;
An' trottin' right an' steady
Wi' his toes turned in.
I watched him to the corner
O' the big turf stack,
An...


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Why everyone in my family is always right

Posted by Christopher Mc on Tuesday, August 25, 2009, In : Family 


Most annoyingly my last post disappeared at the point of saving.

I was sharing a little story which I thought some hapless priest might be able to use in a sermon or a Thought for the Day. 

We're just back from our holidays in West Cork.  The house we stayed in had a fridge with magnets of those little VW buses from the sixties.  Well the first day there was an almight row.  Teresa (2) insisted they were buses.  Mary (4) was determined they were magnets.  I can hear it now on Radio 4 or Radio ...
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Tea therapy

Posted by Christopher Mc on Sunday, July 26, 2009, In : Family 
You know those "senior moments" we all have from time to time?  When you reach the top of the stairs and can't remember why you went there.  Or you're half why through a sentence and can't remember what the hell you were going to say (like a film reviewer on Sunday Sequence who, trying to compare Harry Potter with something, anything, came up with "an ITV drama" and needing some term to describe Cardinal Pell came up with "one of the Pope's backers" as if Benedict was Gladys Knight and Pell o...
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Three go camping up the Mournes

Posted by Christopher Mc on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, In : Family 
Well I love to camp as you know so on Friday morning headed off for the foot of the Mournes.  It was mostly good in that I think the boys really enjoyed it, particularly hanging around the camp, cooking outside and staying up late.  Michael went round with a large torch shining it in people's tents like a parish priest of old.

Friday night was a horror for me.  I decided the self inflating mattress was not inflated enough so blew into it.  Unfortunately I overdid it and when I lay down it expl...
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Sweep down to the sea

Posted by Christopher Mc on Friday, June 5, 2009, In : Family 
Taking the boys camping up the Mournes tomorrow so obviously won't be blogging for a couple of days.  I'm sure you'll manage.

Just back from my hour at the adoration chapel where I grew deeply in humility.  I couldn't get the door open so I texted the organiser.  Next thing the parish priest is on the phone saying he's on his way - this after eleven at night and him off on pilgrimage in the morning to Rome.  He turns up and I explain someone has locked the door on inside.  He enters the door c...
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Seals and radiators and auld bags

Posted by Christopher Mc on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, In : Family 

Can't do pictures for some reason at the moment.

It really was too hot to be sitting in front of a computer the last few days.  Saturday was glorious with football with Patrick in the morning and hurling with Michael in the afternoon.  Sunday was spent in the garden.  The one cloud was when I lay back in the lounger and, because of metal fatigue, I went flying backwards and thought for a few moments I was paralysed from the neck down.  A source of great amusement for everyone else.  I regrette...


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Of books and bananas and teeth

Posted by Christopher Mc on Friday, May 29, 2009, In : Family 


Okay so yesterday I did a long post on books I'm reading.  I like to do this from time to time.  I carry a rucksack to work everyday which often has about ten books that I'm sort of reading in it.  Anyway, having completed the long post, including a nice quote from one of the books, I went to a different window to find a few links.  Only the window wasn't opened at full screen and I accidently googled from my blog.  The result being that I lost the posting.  Boo hoo, as Patrick would say.

Spea...
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A life in summary - a conversation with a 7 year old

Posted by Christopher Mc on Wednesday, May 27, 2009, In : Family 
"Dad, do you know there was this man called Elvis?"

"Yes, where did you hear him?"

"Well he died on the toilet, that's all I know about him"
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Mothlight

Posted by Christopher Mc on Thursday, May 21, 2009, In : Family 


I know I shouldn't laugh, but tonight Michael had a moth in his room he was trying to get rid off.  To do this he had opened both windows.

And had all the lights on.

Guess you had to be there.
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Thank Heavens, for little girls

Posted by Christopher Mc on Monday, May 4, 2009, In : Family 

You know why God made daughters?

Today I was dancing with Mary in the kitchen - she's three (nearly four - June, Feast of Bl Anne of St Bartholomew) so I have to carry her round.  We normally dance to "Dancing Cheek to Cheek" but today we branched out into "Moon River". 
As I was singing and doing a passable waltz around the laundry basket Mary looked at me and said,

"You know Daddy what you should be when you grow up?" 

"What?" says I. 

"A pop star!"
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

Posted by Christopher Mc on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, In : Family 
Disappointments take different forms - by the way, I notice I've developed a bad habit of sticking in apostrophes in the wrong place - this is just a quick typing habit, not actual ignorance so please ignore them when they appear.  Where was I?  Disappointments.  Three this week.  Little Mary who will be starting primary school in September got up on Monday morning, found her green socks and thought she was going to school, the Easter holidays being over.  She was most upset.  She'll get over...
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The tunnel, the chapel and the wardrobe

Posted by Christopher Mc on Monday, April 6, 2009, In : Family 
Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meeeeeeeeeep Meep-Meep ...

It's Sunday night, and there's no school tomorrow so I don't have to smooth (that's "iron" for those not in the know) uniforms or make lunches.

It was a very busy weekend, which was why I wasn't posting yesterday, though Mary was.  Mary put her dummy in a large pink envelope with a letter to the Easter Bunny and posted it off - she actually said "it was hard to push out the envelope".  I told her we could do ...
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Many happy returns

Posted by Christopher Mc on Tuesday, March 31, 2009, In : Family 

What did you do during the Global Fraud Hour on Saturday night?  We put the lights on in the porch and hall in case anyone might think we were actually doing anything, and turned the tumble dryer up full.  Then we had some polar bear steaks, fried in lard from a siberian tiger with an egg flip made from the tusk of a white rhino.  I really felt at one with nature.  Then we watched Mr Smith Goes to Washington, one of my bestest most favourite films ever.  It was almost a Fraternity of St Genes...
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Daddy's other little papal genius

Posted by Christopher Mc on Monday, March 30, 2009, In : Family 


My daughter Mary likes to talk - she likes to talk a lot - as do we all of course.  My wife and I were much amused the other evening when Mary began to describe death - "it's when you can't talk anymore".  Or as I prefer to see it, when you don't have to listen.

Well as luck would have it I was reading Pope Benedict's marvellous book on eschatology, handily entitled "Eschatology", and what to I find on page 89 but the following:

"communication is life and its absence, death".

And no footnote to ...
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Imperial measures

Posted by Christopher Mc on Wednesday, March 25, 2009, In : Family 
I slight case of blogmentia this morning.  I was chatting with my friend Pinnie and I told her something amusing - she let me continue and then said, "yeah, I already read that on your blog".  She did go on to say she enjoyed the blog and that it was just like listening to me talking over coffee.  She also expressed disappointment at not featuring on the blog.  So Pinnie, here you are.  Perhaps I might tell the world some amusing old stories about you, like the time you thought your father ha...
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Someone for everyone

Posted by Christopher Mc on Sunday, March 22, 2009, In : Family 


I had an idea for Dragons Den on Friday as I wondered around the card shops looking for Mothers Day cards.  It has always annoyed me that in Ireland it is impossible to find cards that say "Mammy" - it's always "Mummy" or "Mum" so I think there could be a market.  I'd sell a 5% share for €45,000.

But then my wife tells me no one uses the term "mammy" anymore - kids have all taken up English and American usages.  Sad.

I slipped the boys some money this morning and told them to go to the shop w...
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Of kites and children

Posted by Christopher Mc on Sunday, March 15, 2009, In : Family 



Well clearly my taunting of Liverpool has had unexpected results, prompting them to raise their game against Manchester United.  Good news for the neutrals, I suppose, keeping things going for another few weeks.

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I had Patrick at his football training this morning;  he plays for East Meath United - the EMUs.  I was helping train the under fives today and it showed how difficult a child protection policy can be.  Four and five year olds find it very difficult to put football bibs on ...


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Daddy's little Papal genius (2)

Posted by Christopher Mc on Thursday, March 12, 2009, In : Family 

Well, actually little demonic genius would be more apt.  Teresa Benedicta Maria has a particular talent for hiding stuff.  I spent two days looking for my car keys - she'd hidden them in the space in the door between the outer inner flaps of the letter box. 

This evening it was the romote for the television.  I hunted high and low, under sofas and chairs, in laundry baskets, toilets, the oven, the fish-tank.  Eventually I gave up, sat down for a cuppa - the first in six hours! - and suddenly ...
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My little papal genius

Posted by Christopher Mc on Monday, March 9, 2009, In : Family 
I left the computer on this evening with the blog opened.  I was off starting some painting for a while.  When I came back the computer had a new background - the Pope pointing a lá the photo from top of blog. 

I thought, "ah, my wife must have liked that photo and decided to use it".  So I mentioned it.  No, not she. 

"Michael (9), did you touch the computer?"  "No, I was watching Oggy and the Cockroaches [one of the best modern cartoons - like Tom and Jerry at their best]". 

"Patrick (6), ...
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Big red buttons

Posted by Christopher Mc on Monday, March 9, 2009, In : Family 



Sunday was out buying paint – a job that takes a long time, particularly when you are trying to find a particular colour.  I had  little plastic toy bath (pink with blue/green legs) with me – the colour I wanted was the bluey/green as it’s the colour of our box room, one of which walls was moved last week to allow a staircase to be installed for our attic conversion.  I was wandering up and down Homebase lost in Crown and Dulux and heritage paints and own brands and nothing looked remot...


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