Sometimes other people write things I could never write myself.  The Heelers Diaries are always good for a laugh:

Congratulations to RTE's former Religious Affairs Correspondent Joe Little who this week has been appointed to the RTE Authority, the powerful and shadowy board of administrators who run the national channel. I note that Joe Little spent his youth around Dublin working for a group styling itself Socialist Worker. According to my sources, Joe Little's favourite psychotic killer during his university years was Chairman Mao. So for the past three decades a Marxist Maoist atheist called Joe Little has stood in judgement on the ancient church, wrinkling up his nose with distaste as he excoriated our ancient religion on the nightly news.. The Marxist Maoist atheist Joe Little spent all these years posing as an objective commentator on Catholic church matters. A servile communist appartchik justifier of Marxist Maoist murder spent all those years parroting platitudes against our beautiful and true religion. And now he's on the board of management. Must have been some ropy moments when the Soviet Union collapsed, eh Joe? But never mind. All you sleeper agents just kept your heads down didn't you, and endured for a darker victory. Hoo boy. Joe Little is now a member of the RTE Authority. He must really think he's ahead of the game. He will repent in hell fire.