Want a bit of a laugh?  Visit You Tube and search for "liturgical abuses America's funniest weddings and baptisms".  I don't seem to be able to put in the direct link.

My favourite bit comes around 30 seconds which features a priest dropping a host down the front of a girl's dress.  I remember this from old liturgical books which presented this particular problem.  The lady is supposed to be taken into the sacristy and carefully shaken by pious ladies - not publicly groped by the priest.