Want a bit of a laugh? Visit
You Tube and search for "liturgical abuses America's funniest weddings and baptisms". I don't seem to be able to put in the direct link.
My favourite bit comes around 30 seconds which features a priest dropping a host down the front of a girl's dress. I remember this from old liturgical books which presented this particular problem. The lady is supposed to be taken into the sacristy and carefully shaken by pious ladies - not publicly groped by the priest.