I was in Newry today visiting my dentist - that ghastly drill that vibrates and sounds like the Monaco Grand Prix in your head while making you shiver.  Anyway, afterwards went for a walk in the city (smirk), time-filling to allow the the numbness in my face to wear off so I could get something to eat.

I popped into the Combat Cancer shop (Newry main street is full of charity shops) and there I found a wonderful pencil case, promoting heterosexuality. 

I think everyone opposed to gay marriage should get one.