The victims support group, One in Four, Two for Joy, has attacked Pope Benedict XVI for his failure to prevent a horn growing on the head of an old Chinese women. 

"His silence is disgraceful", said Marie Collins, "This has been a growing problem for years and he's done nothing about it.  Everybody knew about this, even though she wore a scarf;  it's a complete cover up."

Andrew Madden, who used to be Chinese until he defected last month, said that he had read very carefully the Vatican's letter to the Church in China and there was not one word in it about the issue.  "They just don't get it". 

Christina Buckley said "It's not about the money, it's about space and time for hearling and my account details are BOI 00901-0017-4989393879".

Colm O'Gorman refused to comment as his speaker's fee had not come through.